Tuesday, 11 November 2014

The chosen pervert!!!

Coming back to school life, I had a couple of close friends, who were "luckily" girls! (not "friends with benefits" though!!)




We often had "serious" discussions, on very "important" topics and issues!









"Tanima, tell me something! Don't girls also want sex, as badly and as much as guys do?" I was, as always, badly inquisitive!




"No."





"Don't you people feel horny and all?"





"It's not as bad as with guys. Rather, it's even worse for us!!!





Dude, we are humans with hormones, too!!!






Just that, we know where and how to blanket it, and we don't get "erections" at wrong places!!!




It's that simple!"



















It actually surprised me quite often, how guys were "ill" accused of being "sickly" erotic!






Eroticism wasn't an illness. And, I knew that!!!












Thus began, the journey of a pervert.





In the depths of the dirty desires!!!






To be continued.....

Sunday, 9 November 2014

Kama and Karma!!!

"What are you reading, so intensely?"


Sauban couldn't help his curiosity!!





"Dude, it's the Kama Sutra!!!"






"Sagar! Can you stop being so sexual, all the time?"


Sauban sounded real disgusted!!!









One of the greates truths I discovered, quite early in my life, was, an intercourse could be anything, but accidental!!






How much you try to make it look unplanned, it'll never be!!!




And, even your girl knows that!!







Sex was an accident, only if, the condoms and periods went missing!!!








I was brought up in Bengal, and enjoying adulthood in Bangalore. But, I was never short of friends. There were many more "jerks" out there!!!







To be continued.....

Monday, 3 November 2014

Unheard!!! Unsaid!!!

It would just be "reproduction", and "reproductive organs", and "fertilisation"!







There would be a sperm and an egg!!








There would even be an embryo down the placenta!










Sex would be..... unheard..... unsaid!!!







Such "things" were a taboo to Indian culture! They said so!!!














I'm a writer.





Expectedly, I always tried analysing things to the skin!









Things were never said in India! They were simply manipulated!!! As per requirements!!!






We had remained "hilariously hypocritic" through generations!!!




As for me, I was a declared pervert. So, I wasn't ever really expected to be "traditional"!




I was the black patch on India's "rich" culture, only till, I discovered the roots!!!





To be continued.....

Sunday, 2 November 2014

Of perverts and jerks!!!

"Such a pervert! Such a jerk!!! This is what you are up to?? This is why you need a cellphone??? Don't you know, it's a sin to do all these???"





Mom ended, in a flash!!!







The only question I had was, how did she allow dad to "sin", with two evidences, too strong to be denied!!!











Definitely, by the time I ended high school, I was literally a pervert, a guy walking the "immoral" road!!! A lost case, indeed!!!








Somehow, mom's hopelessness meant, I was more at freedom, to explore the truth!!!















I was a student of Science. And, expectedly, we had decent portions of the syllabus on "sex" and "sexuality"!






But, it is never easy to teach sex, in India!!!







Not that, it's a hard word to pronounce, but, just that, even the smartest, starts stammering and stumbling and wetting pants, trying speaking out the word, aloud!!!





To be continued.....