Purely stupid!!!

I have often observed a common tendency among guys.








Every second guy, has this longing desire to marry a "virgin" girl!












That is, somehow proportional to his manhood!!!












It's like, their married lives would be only half complete, if not married to a "pure" girl!!!













I am a guy, and seriously, to be very frank, I just can't fathom the equation between "manhood" and "virginity"!!!










We speak of modernism, liberal ideas, and when it comes to this, all of a sudden, we turn stupider than stone!!!










We can date girls, sleep with them, and do every goddamn possible thing!










But, when it comes to marriage, the epicentre revolves her "virginity"???











How???







Why???






To be continued.....

Sauban strikes!!!

"Sauban, I'm seeing someone!" My delight was orgasmic!







"For the 900th time, maybe?"






He turned an "enemy" at the length of a sentence!!!












His reaction reminded me of a woman, a shut door, and an "unattended" boner!!!










I, so wanted to hate him!!!












"Aren't you happy?" I was too shocked!






"I would have been more than that, had one of your affairs, ever lasted, more than half-a-year!!! It's high time you turned "serious", and thought of actually "settling down"!!!"















I wished, he would understand, it actually took much more, than "love" and sex, to "settle"!!!







To be continued.....

The end!!!

Dating a girl at thirteen, was definitely, one of the greater "sins" for an Indian, if not the greatest!!!














My "wise" mother didn't take long to realise that, she was losing "grip" of her son, to a twelve-year-old "kid"!!!












A woman's inferiority complex is, by far, the worst, you can ever witness!!!

















From "eternal" lovers to strangers!!!











All it took was, minutes!!!











For a thirteen-year-old, not many incidents, or accidents, could be more tragic!!!













I laughed at my "graveyard"!!!








To be continued.....

Erratically Romeo!!!

After months of daydreaming, I actually succeeded in gathering enough courage to go up to her. And just speak out my feelings, in a shaky, "just" audible voice!!!
















She smiled.


















I had, without a thought, just conquered Everest!!!












At thirteen, like every other "innocent idiots", my concept of a love story was pretty much summed up, in a singular sentence!!!












"................................. And, they lived happily, ever after."






To be continued.....

Of atheism and crushes!!!

I wasn't religious.











I wasn't an atheist either!!!














I believed in myself!!!













I was different. I wasn't wrong!!!












I had my first "crush" at thirteen!










The girl was a year junior, at school.










She was fairer than me, quite expectedly. And, a couple of inches taller!! Quite unexpectedly!!!







To be continued.....

The atheist!!!

Some of the greatest lies, are often, carried forward, via the path of "religion".















I was born to overtly "religious" parents, and as always, I did disappoint them religiously!!!














Religion and truth are parallels. You choose either.













And, I was, never religious!!!













I my growing years, I learnt some of the greatest lies, of religion.














The birth of Jesus, off a virgin lady. The "godliness" of Krishna's never-ending copulation sessions! The divinity of Shiva's "lingam" (genitals!)!!!







I questioned.









I turned an "atheist"!!!






To be continued.....

Holy shit!!!

I took to smoking at twelve. Boozed at sixteen. Lost my "virginity", at the same age, as well!!!













I had the perfect recipe of a "bad" guy!!!










Not really the son, any parent (Indian, at least!!) could take pride in!!




















I am twenty six.










A writer.











I still smoke!









I still booze!!









I still enjoy feminine company, on bed!!!










And, from not a single perspective, am I a son, a parent could take pride in!!!








To be continued.....